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life goals: hella tanned hella ripped hella rich

(Source: theathleticaestheticblog, via alexandraolivamello)

“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”

“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”

“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”

“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”

(Source: ptysis, via alexandraolivamello)

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

(via laughcentre)

hvngers:

i give hella good relationship advice but i am the loneliest potato you will ever meet.

(Source: hvngers, via asvprock)

crunchier:

hot boys are so fun until you realize they don’t want you

(via asvprock)

arushofivy:

quinngingerlove:

archicide:

we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone

Plus the sequel “we never got closure

And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”

SON.

(via fromfat2fitness)